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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

No way

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Still no good

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Thumbs down again.

How does one succeed in life?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives