What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:50

Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Still no good
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives